In case you missed them: retrospective intro, part 1, Part 2, part3, part 4, part 5, part 6
For anyone who hoped that after the sixth movie they would really try harder to make a decent movie, I’m sorry. Notice I didn’t say good movie, but decent (I’m willing to be realistic).
I’m not really sure what they where thinking at this point. The plot revolves around Tina. She has telekinetic powers (I know, I don’t get it either). Her parents have a cabin at Crystal Lake. As a child, she saw her father hit her mom and was so pissed that she took a boat to the middle of the lake. Her father came after standing on the dock, but this just escalated her anger. While her father was on the dock, her fury unlocked her telekinetic powers, destroying the dock and drowning her father.
Now as a teenager, her doctor takes her back to the cabin to face her fears, but all the doctor wants to do is study her powers. Frustrated, she goes to the lake to use her skill in hopes of bringing back her father. Guess what happens instead? She brings Jason back instead. Again, there are some teenagers in a nearby cabin for Jason to kill, and he does so.
This also marks the first of four times Kane Hodder plays Jason. I’m not a fan of his Jason. People say that he brought personality to the role. But I don’t think that turning his head quickly compared to his slow moving body is much of a personality. All Jason needs to do is look big and beat the crap out of people, period.
Back to the story, Jason has a bazillion fake deaths in this movie and it is more annoying than Tina’s freakouts. So finally, they are back at the lake and Tina summons her father from the dead and he pulls Jason back down with him. The end.
Rating: 1 Bloody Machete
Body Bags Needed: 16
Non-Jason Kills: 1
Survivor(s): Tina and Nick
