If you missed them: Retrospective Intro, part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

Ok, this one is bad, so lets make it quick. Tommy and his friend from the mental institution go to incinerate Jason’s body to end his madness once and for all. They go to dig him up during a lightning storm. Tommy freaks out, rips a rot iron pole from the fence and stabs Jason’s corpse manically. Guess what happens next, the pole gets struck by lightning multiple times and reanimates Jason.

Then the opening credits start where Jason walks out and spoofs the James Bond opening where he shoots the camera. When did Friday movies spoof other genres? The movie goes down hill from here. People die, they change the lakes name to “Forrest Green,” and a bunch of other worthless things happen.

What they tried to do was for this movie to make fun of itself. There is a couple of times it works, but other times I’d rather pee on my face, seriously. Why would anyone think people wanted this to be a comedy? Case and point, the entire paintball scene defecates on the entire series. Like in part 3, we return to rooting for Jason because you hate the characters.

It ends with Tommy figuring out he must take Jason back to his original resting place. He does by wrapping a bolder with a chain on one end and Jason on the other. I guess Tommy didn’t catch that he has to be dead for it to work because he is quite alive at the end of the movie.

Rating: 1 Bloody Machete
Body Bags Needed: 16
Survivor(s): Tommy, Megan and the camp kids